Imperfection

Juzz got home and not really in the mood to do anithing now, kinda abit upset and hurt maybe hmmmzzzz....

Today was short, woke at 10 did usuals played abit of NBA street, thn went out with her. Went to eat, enjoyed the view, thn went to play pool, honestly, this is where my mood went off scale, being a perfectionist, you'll just hate it when u cant do things rite. Afta so long not playing pool, skills get rusty, but damn, tis is too rusty... i cant even pot a simple ball... damn it... she beats me 7-2 tats 5 games... Blergh... need to polish up tis area, used to be so good...

Afta pool headed back to her place and watched some TV, used the pc for a while to see wat games they are and went out tot of juzz sitting with her n talk or sumthing or juzz sit and be with each other, ouh well.. she's on the fone... yeah well i understand its not everyday that he calls, i didn't make noise rite... 2330, getting late, picked my beg, wore my sweater, u gave me a gesture asking weather i wanna go home, i nod my head and yeah u walk to the door with the fon still talking... i wore my shoes, still talk, i walk out with out looking back, u still talk, i tot u'd atleast tell him, "hey could you hold on 5 mins wann sent my guy to the door " or sumthing... I guess that fonecall was really important...

hmmm.. ouh well maybe i'm juzz being too sensitive but, always saying u miss me and doing this is kinda contradicting... mayb i'm too sensitive i guess... ahhh watever lah... and now still talking on fon.. hmm... Good nite lah....

A Story About an Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and stop worrying, you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

World Economics

Hmm... i guess this is reality behind the fiction that we hear from the world hahaha


SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives yousome milk.

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells yousome milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks theother, then throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and blockthe roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth thesize of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge theowners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrestthe newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION:
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that youhave none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invadeyour country.You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of aDemocracy….

SURREALISM:
You have two giraffes.The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

HONG KONG CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank.Then you execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5 cows.The milk rights of 6 cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder.He sells the rights to all 7 cows’ milk back to the listed company, and proceeds from the sale are deferred. The annual report says that the company owns 8 cows, with an option on one more.Meanwhile, you kill the 2 cows because the feng shui is bad.

NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:
You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

SINGAPOREAN CIVIL SERVICE:
You have two cows. You scold each one everyday before and after milking.You teach one of them to scol the other.You instruct them to moo only on command.

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.Business seems pretty good.You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

Got this out of suring around due to boredom.. haish... bored bored bored...

Welcome Back

Honestly, it didn't occur to me that i would reposting another entry to this blog, i guess thi is just a spur of the moment thingy ahacks... i dunno y i keep a blog but very rarely update it, i'm so daym bloody lazy to upkeep one but still insist on having one... hmmm... strange...

Ouh well, since i'm already typing in an entry, lets just get it on... wheee....

Ended duty this morning, haish... kinda sucky doing duty, all always trying to take advantage of me by staying out and coming in late. Well at least i always reach camp by 0645 even if i stay out. But this little asses, come strolling in at 0730, thats the time we are suppose to fall in for roll call, idiots... Really out me in a fix there as "Pak Itam" have already reached the camp... if he's late i wont be complaning about the rest coming in late... As COS we answer to everything little crack that happened.

This week been kinda a long rest, although i think i spent it wastefully by rotting away, all men involved in IMF was given one week off. Unless u got duty and such u got to come back and ur off will not be compensated. Unfair? Well... Thats just how it goes in green... Whole day of duty yesterday was slack, "Pak Itam" was on leave and the only spec around was "Pendek" and "Auntie" so yeah.

Bullied the new driver and T-lists hahaha... Mdae them do wat i like most, "WASH CAR!!" wheee... Not being evil, but practically there was nothing else to do... All there was, was wash vehicle and area cleaning, if not thn they tuang all they way, haish... And ouh yah, in the office, "Auntie" was like demanding help from eveyone and anione she can grab, kinda sucky when u hate desk job and paper work, coz thats all to it if she needs you.

Finished my COZ report early yesterday, by the evening, i'm done with my report, and all that is left was, faxinf some things over to SBC and all's done... wheee... ouh yah, it was the ferst day one this yr i break fast at camp... Food was kinda sucky as usual but, it will do...

Sumthing strange though, tv in the office have no timer, nor was it even set, i was watching tv n lying on the sofa when i dozed off till next morning. When i woke up, tv as off, radio was on, hmm... To the someone or something, "thanks" for switching off the tv and swithching the radio on yeah, spooky huh...

Hmm... i cant stop thinking, " wah, i'm 21 this yr ar?" Not denying but i don't feel 21, my vision of reaching 21 was, having abit more flesh, already workin, maybe with a car or sumthing... But, it was no where near it, think that's y i dun feel 21 whee.. Nvm.. soon i hope... Can't stay young forever, looks will deceive mental age...

Bdays, are overated dun you think? i mean, wats the big deal? Every year supposedly, u got one day where its suppose to be special and it on ur birth date, hmm juzz another date in the calender honestly... There's nothing special about mine at least... ouh well... Reality of life...

Now's the month of Ramadhan, the holy month... i hope i could stay decent in this month, its sumthing worth working for i guess... haish... only hope to be good ahacks wheee...

When Puasa comes, Hari Raya wont be far behind!!! Woohoo... Got lotsa plan to do... wanna reaarrange my furniture in ma room, wanna recolor my room... got to get my room CLEANED!!! but i'm soooo lazy to do it!!! well for recoloring, i blame it on money hahaha but the rest, daym i'm so lazy... haish... juzz got to wait for another spur of the moment thingy than i do it... If i clean it now, its only gonna get dirty again even before its close to Raya...

Hmm... she's sick again of werking without rest, haish... really worried about her, hope that her carrer change would mean a better perspective, in life, financial and for her family...

She's gone to bed, so am i wheee... wanna type more but lazy.. hhahaha no mood aready, spur no more.. must wait for another spur of the moment hahaha :P aights... i know i could count the number of peeps reading my blog so haha i'll take time... wheee...

nite nite...

Sing- A- Long

Wow.... tis week's a fast week.... cant feel the days going by... its just like the days are wind blowing thru the air... hahaha ouh well... Last week is kinda fun, had Cross Country driving! wohoo... great experience! going down the hill up the hill, ahaha..

There was one moment good enough to highlight though, the time i was going down a very steep slope, and when i was juzz at the top of the slope, the 4x4 gear jumped! wohoo it was 4x2 all the way down! Imagine the speed! hahaha ouh well, lucky i had control of the brakes, and the instructor was practically scared out of his wits if anithing happened. He was try so hard to put the gear back to 4x4 but how was that possible while on the move hahaha more ever downslope. He was like, "Slow down, control the brakes... Brake more, more... Yess keep this speed, eh u not scared uh?" hahaha sheesh! daym my balls was in my throat! hahaha but ouh well its still fun...

This week is parking test and lashing + load height test... hmmm another obstacle to pass thru... hope for the best ya...

signing off...

Happy new year

Daym.. i'm bored... no good shows on tv, hmmm gonna play X Box rite after this i guess... well... lemme see... hey honestly i think driving a tonner if far more fun thn a rover haahah, y? dunch know... but hmmm one tonner fills up one whole lane... its big, its heavy, hahha best part is high enough to see the whole road!!! hahaha i like..

Woohooo passed HSP one time go!!! For all drivers of SAF u know how dreading is HSP, it sucks big time!!! but ouh well... its over now... actually i was quite lucky... very lucky in fact coz i did quite a number ofmistakes while the test but still i made it thru :) wheee!!! Now all thats left is securing and lashing, parking n tp test!!! whooo....

This coming week will be cross country!! sound fun... hahaha off raod driving!!! my dream!! hmmm gonna be really kecoh hahaha up slope down slope! 4x4 drivin... finally all theory part is over... now can concentrate on all practicall wheee...

aniways.... Happy New Year!!!! WHEEEE!!!! its 2006 already... excatly 1 year n 6 month left of serving!!! how happy am i... hmmm... my new year resolution, hmmmm none... no point making on if u're not keeping it hahaha... aight i wanna end this here n continue it at night.. wanna race my car thru need for speed enjoy ....

Signing out...

Ouh Well...

It feels terrible to leave for camp like this... Booking in feeling down is not the way to start the werking week... ouh well wat am i to do... its my fault that tis happened... hmmzzz.. kinda feeling dissapointed and down today... ouh why have i to book in now... hmmzzz... wekk ends are very short when u are working... espacially when u're serving NS... your weekend is your pot of gold...

In 2 hours time i leave for camp... hate leaving for camp. Espacially feeling like this.. daym... i hope it does not effect my driving tomorrow... and my mood to study for HSP test tis coming friday... hmmzzz... ouh well... if nothing cheers me up soon, i guess i'l be emo all the way this week, there goes my driving, there goes my test.. tere goes my early friday book out... haish...

Honestly i have nothing to say here... i'm juzz feeling down, feeling the blues, feeling the sadness i have to leave for camp not hearing her voice fer the whole day... wanna call but its really no use calling if she'd sound moody or even angry... its'll juzz spoil the day more... ouh how i dread booking in again... hmzzzz...

Ouh well got to get ready now... hmmzzz take care ya all... wish me luck on HSP! and ouh ya... hope i will have a better tomorrow... hmmzzz... ouh well... good nite...

EmO_DrIveR signing off...

Help?

Once again i arise from my sleep finding my self on the sofa, daym... i hate these situations. Dear doctor, is there a cure to enable humans to not sleep at all? or mabye extend their waking hours... if there is or anione?! a suggestion, i'd like to hear them...

This weekend 3 days worth but i honestly dun feel so... i still miss the ones i love, i still am gonna miss my home and i really am gonna miss her... but ouh well... i fell asleep even before i could stay up late to talk with her on the phone or even chat with her on the net... daym... can't wait till this driving course is over... no more sluging the day to pass with driving and yes! no more staying in everyday!!! daym it...

Sometymz i hate my self for sleeping too easily... if its because of tireness thn how could she not understand... Ouh well.. hmmzz... no matter wat, i'm sorry fer sleeping too early and not be able to talk to u on the phone at nite or in the net...

Tomorrows the start of me driving around tonner on the roads of singapore... Scary... humans n humans on motorcycles can easily be crushed if i am no carefull and check my blindspot often... ouch... this coming friday is HSP(highway situational problem) test! yikes... got to study and do my best for it... dun wanna stay till st till i go home... i wanna be back home on riday... wheee!!! The deal is, if you pass HSP u go home on friday earliest at 10 am!!! wheeeee!!! thats a reward i wanna take!!!

Tonite's bookin nite... by 2130 i got to be back at Coy line... daym... its 12 hours aways... wanna make this 12 hours count... miss my love... wonder is i could meet up with her for a while... but at the same time i wanna spent time with my mumsie n daddy... ouh well we'll see how it goes...

Cheechak signing off....

home sweet home

"Fight for honor, fight for your life.
Pray to god that our side is right.
Even though we won, I still may lose
Until' I make it home to you
I see our mothers filled with tears,
grew up so fast where did those years go?
Memories wont let you cry
unless I don't return tonight."

I like this ...
very much...
Some fight for honour, some fight to live, but who's side is right? Recent wars have just gone, and we live another day sitting like there nothing happen, but wat if u were involved, is ur side right? or issit the other's? Kill, die, win... but still... can u make it home safely?

Leaving for war, u leave ur loved ones, the ones who brougt u up from young... while the journey proceeds, u fear death... it seems ur life have been too fast... too fast a time for u to grow up and fight...

WAR? haish... issit not enough that there are natural disasters destroying liveS? hmmzz... Recent tsunami hits, bad... Metreologist suspects the is gonna be another earthquake worst than the one happen recently, but this time its gonna be in the Pacific Ocean... wow... With waves travelling with speeds of 500km/h wow... Areas deemed to be effected, America, Japan to be hit worst... wow... Honestly... its gonna be a whole lot worst... i'm happy n thankful i'm safe in sunny singapore...